2) The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3) No male can possibly know all the rules.
4) If the Female suspects the male knows all the rules she must immediatley change some or all of the rules.
5) The Female is never wrong.
6) If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.
7) If rule number 6 applies, the male must apologize immediatly for causing the misunderstanding.
8) The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9) The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the Female.
10) The Female has the right to be angry, or upset at any time.
11) The male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12) The Female must under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13) Any attempt to document the rules could result in bodily harm.
14) If the Female has PMS, all rules are null and void.
Remember the Rules!